Onion Writer Offers Joke on Ebay
Ahh, what can’t we find on eBay? There’s no pictures so I just have to quote the listing:
My name is John Harris, and I am a staff writer at The Onion, America’s Finest News Source. I am selling a joke that I can’t find a contextual home for. To be fair, it’s less of a joke and more of a dated, Capote-esque cocktail party bon mot, but decidedly more feeble. The best one can reasonably expect from this item is a self-satisfied chuckle, such as can be observed issuing from someone wearing a turtleneck while reading the Harper’s Index. If that didn’t make you barf, please continue reading.
You can check out the listing here, it’s pretty funny (the questions are too).




