NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration of America, responsible for apparently sending humans to the Moon would like their rubber duckies back - all 90 of them. As bizarre as it sounds this headline isn’t from The Onion - it’s real!

The US space agency has yet to find any trace of 90 bathtub toys that were dropped through holes in Greenland’s ice three months ago in an effort to track the way the Arctic icecap is melting. Scientists threw the ducks into tubular holes known as “moulins” in the Jakobshavn glacier on Greenland’s west coast, hoping they would find their way into channels beneath the hard-packed surface, to track the flow of melt water into the ocean.

Either somebodies stealing them or the Hollow Earth Theory is correct (Agartha?). Anyway read about the ducks over at The Guardian.

That title is just too damned creepy. OK, I’ve heard about having a passion for gaming but this is just one of those things which drags that passion over the line into psychosis.

Master Chief gave his goodbyes and pulled himself together. As they were about to leave, they were surprised with an unexpected guest. It was Xbox 360’s biological father, Xbox.

Yes, you can give it a read over at Gamespot - but do you want to?!

Not even christmas can escape lazy people from the 21st century!

It’s impossible to ignore the Apple iPhone (or iPod Touch), try as I might it keeps coming up. So I caved in and am posting about this list put together by Cracked (the list kings, no doubt). It’s true there’s a lot of applications for the Apple portables, some more useless than others - this list covers the more useless. A taste:

Imagine you’re walking down a dark alley, when you are approached by a hulking mass of criminality. You only have your iPhone to defend you. Fortunately, all you have to do is unlock the screen, launch this app and a faint beeping sound will usher forth to notify all SWAT teams in earshot to swoop down to your rescue.

Or, more likely, the guy who was just going to steal your watch and jewelry is probably going to opt for your iPhone as well.

Clicky to read the whole list via Cracked, definately good for a laugh at the absurdness even if you don’t care for the Apple pair.

Wait, what?! AntiCraft has a guide (pattern to those who know knitting words) for  how to knit a horse’s head. I’m not joking, really. 

See, I told you. Click here to check it out, and scare the hell out give your enemies something to cuddle up with in bed.

I don’t have a cat anymore so I’m safe, but if you have one be sure to check out the website linked below, the information there may just save your life. Here’s a taste:

Click here to visit the website, which the sole purpose of it is to help inform people (I know it’s not serious… or is it?)