This is one of the funniest things I’ve read all month, certainly worth a read!

Sephiroth:

He was also a pretty distracting fellow to work with. First off, all the women in the office were obsessed with the guy. Okay, I get it that he’s tall and tan and has those long flowing locks, but that’s no reason to melt into a little puddle every time he’s around. And I couldn’t get near him without it turning into a one-on-one confrontation. And the theme music! I had no idea where it was coming from (I suspect that enormous trench of his was actually concealing miniature speakers), but every time I saw him he was enveloped in his own personal orchestral performance. I swear, if I heard “One Winged Angel” one more time, I would have burned down the building for him.

Be sure to give it a read here!