I  don’t eat bacon anymore, it’s just too unhealthy. It’s something I don’t miss and am happy to live without (ham on the other hand.. yum). So obviously I was disturbed when I stumbled across this list put together by Chow of ways to give yourself a heart condition eat more bacon. Most unnerving:

3. Bacon Chocolate-Chip Cookies. Conceived of by Andrea Hockett, author of the blog Never Bashful with Butter, they include bacon chunks and a topping of maple frosting with a bacon garnish, and were an instant Internet hit. However, 10 percent of her readers, says Hockett, complained that the cookies “weren’t bacony enough.”

You can read the full list here if you dare.