It’s because movies like these were never made that we don’t have to be as scared to go to the video shop anymore. Cracked put together a fun list of six movies that were thankfully never made, from a movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a robot cowboy to Steven Seagal as Ghengis Khan (actually that would be pretty entertaining, but for all the wrong reasons. Under Siege still rocks though).

I wouldn’t mind seeing the original Westworld which I’ve read is what The Simpsons episode “Itchy & Scratchy Land” is based on. Check out the list here.