Ahh, Yahoo! Answers. That site which comes up in Google when I need to find out about something and wikipedia can’t help. Being powered by the users it is possible one may get an answer resulting in hurt feelings. For example, the question was asked:

How can I get my labrador dog to stop urinating and defacating on me while I’m sleeping?

The best answer as voted by the community?

A H AH AH AHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I have to admit I think the situation of the person asking the question is both terrible and hilarious all at once. Some of the other answers are pure comedic gold (whether intendentional or not). An example:

Turn the tables.
Next time you find the dog fast asleep, urinate or defecate on it.
Maybe after a few of these it will stop.
If that fails put the animal down and start over with a new dog.

You can read the (currently) open question over at Yahoo! answers here.