This hilarious (because it’s true) list of Murphy’s Laws brought a smile to my face, I hope it does for you as well. There’s many more on the website (from all walks of life) but here’s some of my favorites from the technology and computers sections:

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure. great discoveries are made by mistake.

Computers don’t make errors-What they do they do on purpose.

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

Clicky to go to the list of categories.. there’s probably something that you can relate to!